It Could Happen to You!

Obviously, no funny shit has happened to me in quite some time, so I have to make things up for your viewing pleasure. I found this "advertisement" and I couldn't stop laughing.


I need a good laugh these days — I'm so stressed out with the Biz that I'm actually having trouble staying asleep at night. I'm considering requesting Lunesta or Ambien at my doctor appointment at the end of the month...or maybe I'll try Tylenol PM first. Mr. Pleasant Mornings suggested good old booze! Either way, I must stop the insanity.

Tomorrow, I have another Biz-related party (on a Saturday, blech) at a client's house. This guy gives me the complete creeps sometimes. He is a regular client, with a monthly assignment–which is great–but I end up feeling like an indentured servant. Then, when he contracts me to do a job outside of the normal scope of work, he argues about the bill. I have no control over him, and it drives me crazy! I can't wait until I can cut him loose. Lucky for me, Mr. PM is accompanying me to the party, so I won't have to deal with Creepy Client alone. I guess if he gets too close, I could always tell him I have centipedes in my vagina...